Jaye Wells

Vampire Mating Habits

Our next victims–err contributors to Adopt a Vampire Novel month are Dakota Cassidy and Michele Bardsley. I think you’ll enjoy their characters’ dueling banjos approach to the topic of vampire mating habits. Enjoy!

Dissertation on the Mating Habits of Vampires
By Eva O’Halloran

I am an arriviste. I think most people are … though when I say people, I’m referring to my own societal group of undead beings, which are further defined by their habits of nocturnal noshing on living humans. In other words, not everyone undead is a vampire. I’m also in a rare sub-group of the species: a parent with mortal offspring. Most vampires do not have children.

I’m autodidactic—nearly all my accumulated knowledge, including that of sexual intimacy, is self-taught. Oh, wait. I didn’t mean that my carnal experience relied only on self-experimentation … gah! Never mind. Er … shall we continue with this erudition?

I have firsthand experience in mating rituals within the paranormal group known as vampires. First, I am one. Second, I married one. My husband’s name is Lorcan and he can do this thing with his … that is to say, he’s splendiferous.

It is interesting to note that all vampires were once human, which means that several social mores from one group to the next remain intact. Exagomy is rarely practiced. In fact, most times a vampire will turn a human, thus making the relationship one of endagomy.

To sum up, having sex with a vampire is really fun. Oops. I mean, enjoying droit de seigneur with a nosferatu is frabjous.

The Interpretation of the Craptacularness Above
By Nina Blackman

Paragraph one–for all you normal people who don’t read the dictionary while you’re, you know—using the John, means this snooty chick is a vampire. She’s a night dweller, has no working organs, is Interview With A Vampire-ish. If you need more information about vampires, spare your eyeballs with the crap she spews up above and hit Wikipedia. That’s how I learned how to be one. For real…

And I think nobody picked her to be on the Vampire cheerleading squad, cuz she seems bitter the way she flings all those big words around. Just sayin’.

Paragraph two–she masturbates. Nuff said.

Paragraph three—Christ—chick’s frontin’, if you ask me. All talkin’ about her man’s dangly bits in public—I call TMI.

Paragraph four–Is that like endoscopie? Dude, I don’t play like that. Or is that more like the shit you do when you fold paper? If you’re playin’ with paper that would explain a lot about you.

Paragraph five—Snooty broad likes to wonk.

Note from Eva: My pedagogical diatribe on the mating rituals of vampires is meant for people who do not deign to use words such as “craptacularness” and “wonk.” I seek to illuminate and elevate vampirical knowledge in order to create an intellectual bond with those who do not live in our world. And also, Nina is a poopy-head.

Note from Nina: Lady, I don’t wanna hear about your friggin’ trip to the nail shop. Pedagogical this, you foot freak. And is poopy-head the best you have? Nobody told me I was playing in the minor leagues when I said I’d do this blog. I see your poopy-head and raise you a fucktard. And if you stick your prissy tongue out at me, I’ll snatch it outta your head.

Note from Eva: I had to use a word you’d understand. I’m delighted you did. Your limited intellect and your inability to use a dictionary are only trumped by your degradation of the English language. I wouldn’t expend the energy it took the nine muscles of my tongue to waggle it at you. I would like to apologize for calling you a poopy-head. It’s your mouth that’s full of shit.

Note from Nina: Ahem—here’s your problem in a nutshell, you freaky-deaky faux intellectual. You can fling all the fancy words you want, refuse to waggle your tongue (lady, if you can waggle it instead of just stick it out like the rest of us mere undead—no wonder you’re into masturbation), and call me stupid every which way till Sunday–
I still call you didn’t get picked for the cheerleading squad and you’re grudgin’ after all this time. Hater ☺

Note from Eva: Only a former cheerleader would think not getting picked for the squad was a bad thing. Blech! And can I help it that my tongue is more talented than yours? I’ll have you know that—

Note from Lorcan: My adorable wife Eva was unable to finish her post due to … uh, spousal intervention. We’re thrilled she was invited to Jaye Wells blog to discuss vampires with Miss Nina Blackman. Ms. Blackman, I do agree with your assessment that talking about my dangly bits in a public forum is definitely TMI. May I just say that you are the epitome of undead pom-pom girls everywhere? For more information about Broken Heart’s paranormal community, please visit our website.

Note From Nina: Me? A cheerleader—um, no. I ate wussies like cheerleaders and you wannabe cheerleaders for lunch. Then I used your stupid dictionaries to beat yer asses until you were bloody and—“

Note From Greg Statleon with hand firmly over Nina’s mouth: I see my new fledgling has been spreading her warmth and overall good ju-ju on Jaye’s blog. Jaye, what Nina meant to say is, thanks for having her. Lorcan? Let me be the first to congratulate you on the waggle of your woman’s tongue. Male vampires all over the nation are crying in their blood because you got to Eva first. And if anyone still wants to venture another, er, visit with Nina after her mouth got the best of her, c’mon over to the world of the “accidentally” bitten at Dakota’s web site.
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It’s Jaye again. Dakota and Michele have decided that two lucky commenters will receive prizes this go round. Dakota is giving away an ARC of ACCIDENTALLY DEAD, and Michele will give away a copy of DON’T TALK BACK TO YOUR VAMPIRE. To enter, just tell us in comments which vampire character from a movie or book you’d like you adopt. The deadline to enter is this Sunday at midnight.

Winners will be announced here on Monday morning. Also, be sure to check out Dakota’s and Michele’s blogs (links in post).

112 Thoughts on “Vampire Mating Habits

  1. kaisquared on March 6, 2008 at 9:19 pm said:

    Oh my quite the spirited debate.

    Just give me Spike from Buffy/Angel series and I’ll unlive happily ever after.

  2. Terri on March 6, 2008 at 9:20 pm said:

    Don’t enter me… and by the way both the ARC and the book will be signed by the author

  3. Ann M. on March 6, 2008 at 9:33 pm said:

    Hmmm.. a vampire I’d want to adopt. Not that I don’t Marissa to have him, but I’d take Butch from JR Ward’s BDB. I know he just become a vampire but I’d still adopt him. Move over Marissa.nw

  4. ReadingIsSoMuchFun on March 6, 2008 at 9:58 pm said:

    Great post I would love to be enter for Dakota’s book since I already own Michele’s 🙂

    Tom Cruise from Interview With A Vampire loved this movie and he looked so sexy in it. I wouldn’t mind adopting him 🙂

    Hugssss
    LindaH

  5. Sheri on March 6, 2008 at 10:10 pm said:

    This is a toughy. There are so many good ones, its hard to pick just one. LOL 🙂 But I guess I pick Jean-Claude from the Anita Blake series by Laurell K. Hamilton. Only because the Anita Blake series was the first vampire series that I have read. since then I have read other books and fell in love with other vampires. 🙂

  6. Emma Ray Garrett on March 6, 2008 at 10:18 pm said:

    For Eva: Your trenchancy is obvious and were the exchange more epigrammatic, I shouldn’t have experienced such a jollity in the erudition.

    For Nina: Right the fuck on, girl! Damn, I almost fell asleep trying to slog through Eva’s ‘prolix’ use of words with more than three syllables.

    ROFL, needed this laugh, ladies!

  7. i have to pick ONE?????

    ummmm Wrath from JR Ward’s series…he is a perfect one of the species.. although if i could pick more there is Angel, Spike,

  8. Elizabeth on March 6, 2008 at 10:21 pm said:

    I want to adopt Eva Leroy (O’Halloran) I just adore her. She is the perfect vampire and living(??) proof that they are among us.

  9. Dakota Cassidy on March 6, 2008 at 10:32 pm said:

    OMG, Emma Ray, I just spewed my coffee! LOL

    you slay me 🙂

    And as always, y’all rawk for supporting us!

    DC 🙂

  10. Nicole on March 6, 2008 at 10:38 pm said:

    Oooo, I would so adopt Spike from Buffy/Angel – besides his hotness, I love his sense of humor. A close second is Christopher Marlowe from Rosemary Laurey’s Kiss Me Forever, which I’m reading now.

    Thanks for the chance!

    Nicole
    amethystfaeriemyst@yahoo.com

  11. DarlingDiva on March 6, 2008 at 10:50 pm said:

    Gerard Butler in Dracula 2000 BABY!!! Just thinking of the scene where he walks into the Virgin Mega Store….OMG!!! Hot Stuff. He was the Hottest vampire. Dracula RULES!!

  12. Samantha Reynolds on March 6, 2008 at 10:50 pm said:

    Okay–so like this shouldn’t be a big shockerooni to those that know and love me. I’m taking “Gerry Butler” as Dracula from “Dracula 2000” no offense to any other fictional vampies out there to include my own. LOL. Oh, and don’t enter me, but Dayum girls, if I wasn’t so freakin’ sick I’da been grabbing ze dictionary!

    Oh and btw…Yeah, I’m still f*cking Matt Damon! ROFLMAO. Sara Silverman ain’t got nothin’ on me.

  13. Samantha Reynolds on March 6, 2008 at 10:51 pm said:

    Oh dang–Darlin’ Diva and I are gonna have to have a thrown down to see who gets Gerry!

    Ack….

  14. Thalia's Child on March 6, 2008 at 10:55 pm said:

    You mean I only get to pick one??? Doh!

    Hrm. Uh…

    Hrm…

    I’m torn between Angel and Spike (and that’s after narrowing it down, big time).

    Are you sure I can’t have both. One for odd numbered days and one for even numbered days?

  15. Thalia's Child on March 6, 2008 at 10:55 pm said:

    You mean I only get to pick one??? Doh!

    Hrm. Uh…

    Hrm…

    I’m torn between Angel and Spike (and that’s after narrowing it down, big time).

    Are you sure I can’t have both. One for odd numbered days and one for even numbered days?

  16. Thalia's Child on March 6, 2008 at 10:55 pm said:

    You mean I only get to pick one??? Doh!

    Hrm. Uh…

    Hrm…

    I’m torn between Angel and Spike (and that’s after narrowing it down, big time).

    Are you sure I can’t have both. One for odd numbered days and one for even numbered days?

  17. Thalia's Child on March 6, 2008 at 10:55 pm said:

    You mean I only get to pick one??? Doh!

    Hrm. Uh…

    Hrm…

    I’m torn between Angel and Spike (and that’s after narrowing it down, big time).

    Are you sure I can’t have both. One for odd numbered days and one for even numbered days?

  18. Thalia's Child on March 6, 2008 at 10:55 pm said:

    You mean I only get to pick one??? Doh!

    Hrm. Uh…

    Hrm…

    I’m torn between Angel and Spike (and that’s after narrowing it down, big time).

    Are you sure I can’t have both. One for odd numbered days and one for even numbered days?

  19. Thalia's Child on March 6, 2008 at 10:55 pm said:

    You mean I only get to pick one??? Doh!

    Hrm. Uh…

    Hrm…

    I’m torn between Angel and Spike (and that’s after narrowing it down, big time).

    Are you sure I can’t have both. One for odd numbered days and one for even numbered days?

  20. danetteb on March 6, 2008 at 10:56 pm said:

    ROFLMAO

    My stomach hurts,it worth it,commence the vampy bickering.

    Bookwise: Eric Sinclair or Wrath please.
    Tvwise:Pass me Blade from the TV series, he was hot and I can have him during the day too. :z

    Hugs,Danette

  21. ReadingIsSoMuchFun on March 6, 2008 at 11:04 pm said:

    I also wouldn’t mind Antonio Banderas 🙂

    Hugssss
    LindaH

  22. Stanislava on March 6, 2008 at 11:10 pm said:

    Jean-Claude from Anita Blake series was my first thought, ’cause he was my first vampire crush. until him I scoffed at the thought of vampires. Since then… well, they are too many to mention.
    In films, Brad Pitt wins hands down, though 😉

  23. Hmmm…I think I’d have to go with Kist from Kim Harrison’s books. I’m just gonna ignore the ending of For A Few Demons More. 😉

    Dawn M.

  24. annalisa on March 6, 2008 at 11:32 pm said:

    I wanna adopt them all!!!

    I like Eric from Charlaine Harris’s Sookie Stackhouse books. He’s yummy! 🙂 And Gerard Butler in Dracula 2000 was smokin’ he was so hot!!

  25. Tez Miller on March 6, 2008 at 11:32 pm said:

    Cassandra DuCharme from Kelley Armstrong’s Otherworld series. One of these days, Cass (hopefully) will kick Savannah Levine’s arse, and I will give a standing ovation 😉

    Have a lovely day! 🙂

    P.S. Readers, we’re talking “adoption”, not “shagging” 😉

  26. danetteb on March 6, 2008 at 11:38 pm said:

    When it comes to sexy vampires, doesn’t adoption = Shaggin’ ? LOL

    Hugs, Danette

  27. Jasmine on March 6, 2008 at 11:46 pm said:

    I would definitely adopt and pet and brush Eric Sinclair from MJ Davidson’s series. Not only would he put up with my huge attitude, he’s just so pettable (is that a word? Well it is now).

  28. Nancy Bristow on March 6, 2008 at 11:50 pm said:

    Please enter me in the Adopt A Vampire contest.

    I can’t possibly pick just one to adopt…but I’d love to personally research all that I know of…and off the top of my head they would come from J.R. Ward, Christine Feehan, Sherrilyn Kenyon, LKH or perhaps Kate Douglas.

    No slight intended on present company as you’re new to me authors. I do, however, have The Accidental Werewolf on my TBR shelf to be read very soon:)

  29. Julie on March 7, 2008 at 12:21 am said:

    I would have to say I’d adopt Phury from J.R. Wards BDB series. He really needs some love and I have lots to give. :-0

  30. blackroze37 on March 7, 2008 at 12:26 am said:

    well some has donepicked him, gerald butler, god he was so sexy,i watched that movie some many times, i surprised it didnt wear out and complain LOL
    im a vamp ho, as my kid would say

  31. CharmedGrl1982 on March 7, 2008 at 1:25 am said:

    I don’t know who I’d pick. Vampires are just so mysterious and sexy and dangerous. I want all the yummy ones. lol

  32. Terri on March 7, 2008 at 1:56 am said:

    Hmm… Choosing just ONE is truly the hardest part. Jean-Claude from LKH? Oh, yeah. Gerard Butler from Dracula 2000? Baby.

    But, I gotta go retro. Yes, I’m a child of the 80’s and I watched The Lost Boys at least 12 times in the theater. I have to adopt David AKA Keifer Sutherland. He was my first, after all.

  33. Christina on March 7, 2008 at 4:04 am said:

    Like so many others I am put in a bind to pick only one! I am also going on the assumption that we are not talking adoption in the familial sense as I am SOOOO not into incest, lmao. OK, to make a long story short (I know, too late!) I have to go as always with my long time love David Boreanaz, (Angel). As much as I love Lorcan, Patrick and the rest of the BH gang and as great as Nina sounds, and even though there are tons of super hot vamps out there, I have to stay loyal. I mean LOOOOOK at him!!!

  34. gilshallos on March 7, 2008 at 4:58 am said:

    Oh I bloody near choked on my water! You need to have “don’t not drink while reading this” warnings… That was just too funny, is all I can say! LOL! Hmmm, as for a vampire I would like to adopt? Well, Eva is a woman after my own heart, I have been accused of speaking like a dictionary on far too many occasions (I never could spell though), it was probably because I would actually read the dictionary for fun. Anyway, back to the matter at hand, I think for contrast I would say I would like to adopt Nina Blackman. Using the theory of magnets – like repels like and opposites attact. 🙂

  35. Stephanie on March 7, 2008 at 5:05 am said:

    I am going to have to pick the first vamp that entered my life as a youth…Count Chocula…How could you not fall for that accent! And I mean, come on, the man brings chocolate with him, how can you not Love him!

  36. hanne on March 7, 2008 at 5:30 am said:

    Ooh, two writers I haven’t read yet? Count me in!

  37. Anonymous on March 7, 2008 at 5:37 am said:

    I’d willingly adopted Asher from the Anita Blake Series and tend to all those burn scars lovingly.

    Hes absolutely YUMMY!!!!!!!!

  38. Cathy on March 7, 2008 at 5:44 am said:

    There are so many hunky vamps out there to pick from. Spike and Angel are just too cute. Spike with his blond hair and devil may care attitidue, Angel with the brooding dark side. Then of course from the book world there are Christine Freehan’s Carpathians. All the ones that I have read sound just yummy. Sinclair has to be a total hunk, and he keeps Besty pleased!

  39. lyn21 on March 7, 2008 at 5:54 am said:

    I’ll I can say is WOW!! They are all great! Please enter me!!

  40. Hayley on March 7, 2008 at 5:57 am said:

    hmmm I would have to Gerry in Dracula 2000 from movies and Butch and Vischous from the Brotherhood but only if I could have the two of them together with not other women and they could explore “that which shall never happen again” a bit further! lol I want some m/m action between the sexy men!!!!

  41. tom-gallier on March 7, 2008 at 6:07 am said:

    That’s easy!

    Selene of Underworld. Does it get any better than gun toting vamp babes in latex? Hello!

  42. CharmedGrl1982 on March 7, 2008 at 6:08 am said:

    Ok, if I really had to choose, I would go for Angel from the shows Angel & Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

  43. Billie Jo on March 7, 2008 at 6:19 am said:

    Great Idea!

    There is nothing sexier than a vampire…sigh

    My favorite is Angel (David Bordeaux). Double sigh! That duster he wears just adds to his whole “bite me and me ***” attitude.

    Billie Jo

  44. Lori on March 7, 2008 at 6:25 am said:

    Well I am currently reading Eclipse by Stephanie Meyer and I have to say I am totally in love with Edward so he would be my choice. Dakota and Michele- you guys rawk and I absolutely loved the blog. I am having a bad morning and I really needed to smile. (The ARC and book would make me smile even bigger (>:)

    Mwah!
    Lori

  45. Michele Bardsley on March 7, 2008 at 6:28 am said:

    Emma Ray, OMG. Prolix, indeed. Don’t you side with that potty-mouthed bloodsucker! LOL!

    Elizabeth, you get a gold star for picking Eva. Unfortunately, she’s been confined to her room for behavior unbefitting an undead librarian. *G*

    Samantha — Everyone is fucking Matt Damon. I think we need a new man. LOL!

    Everyone else, THANK YOU for stopping by and playing with us. I hope I don’t get thrown out of the vampire lovers’ club for not seeing Dracula 2000. But I have read Rosemary Laurey’s vampire series, and I loved Christopher Marlowe, too.

    THANKS AGAIN!

  46. Pamk on March 7, 2008 at 6:41 am said:

    Hum that is hard one. But would have to be rhev from JR ward’s series. i so need his books

  47. Word Crafter on March 7, 2008 at 6:46 am said:

    Oh my aching sides first thank you ladies for a hilarious trek through Vampireville – I learned so much (LOLOL) well I learned a few new words anyway.

    A vampire – you mean I can’t be fickle and have a different one every night? Okay then – I’ll take Spike for Saturday cause his name starts with an S – guess I could have him on Sunday too then…But I’ll not bore you with the rest – just put me in for either of your books – to die for!
    Cricket

  48. Meljprincess on March 7, 2008 at 6:52 am said:

    I would adopt Gary Oldman (Dracula 1992)
    I’d like him to wrap me in his arms while I bite his chest!

    Mel K.

  49. Anonymous on March 7, 2008 at 7:09 am said:

    Oh man just one?????!!!! *pouts* I think I would love to be entered int his. Great post. But the vampire I would love would be Torhment from JR Wards BDB Series. I loved that book and character. 🙂

    Dawn Roberto

  50. Jaye Wells on March 7, 2008 at 7:19 am said:

    OMG. I wake up, open my blog and it’s exploded overnight. Hi, everyone. Welcome to the Blahg.

    Thanks again to Dakota and Michele for playing along with Ntl. Adopt a Vampire Novel Month.

  51. strugglingwriter on March 7, 2008 at 7:25 am said:

    Ha ha! This was awesome. Great work!

    Paul

  52. Melissa on March 7, 2008 at 7:32 am said:

    Only one? I’ll have to go with Det. Nicholas Knight from the Canadian TV Series Forever Knight.

  53. ScarltsMmy on March 7, 2008 at 7:37 am said:

    I think Marguerite Argeneau. After all, she’s always finding lifemates for everyone else, why not me!!!

    Denise

  54. Terri on March 7, 2008 at 7:40 am said:

    Henry Fitzroy from the books or the show. Yum!

  55. azteclady on March 7, 2008 at 7:59 am said:

    Wow… this is difficult! lemme think, lemme think…

    You know, I would love to take, erm, adopt Phury from the BDB.

    But then there’s Angel…

    And Rio (from Lara Adrian’s Midnight Breed)

    And Antonio Banderas erm, Armand, from Interview with the Vampire.

    I’ll stop now *grin*

  56. SapphireOrchid on March 7, 2008 at 8:03 am said:

    I’d have to agree with Kaisquared. Spike, what with that accent, the leather, motorcycle, and a smart ass too boot. Wow. And while I’m thinking about that man, his eyes, mouth, and check bones…. Ummm…. I think I should probably stop now before I say to much. LOL.

  57. Belinda on March 7, 2008 at 8:13 am said:

    For Lorcan and Greg: Good luck. You guys hve your hands full!

    As for my favorite vamp… so many yummy vampires, so little time. I’l start with the Origial, Michael from C.Feehan’s Dark series.

    Thanks for the laugh ladies!
    Belinda

  58. Kimberly B. on March 7, 2008 at 8:16 am said:

    I’ll pick Eric from the Sookie Stackhouse books. Though it is awfully hard to choose. . .

  59. Lisa M. on March 7, 2008 at 8:22 am said:

    For my fiest choice, I will say Spike, from Buffy because well, who doesn’t love a badboy,right? plus YUM!! For my second choice: I pick Quinn from Michelle Rowen’s Immortality Bites series because even though I do not know what he looks like, Michelle has stated on her website that she now pictures him as Jensen Ackles from Supernatural, so yeah, YUM! again. Plus, he really seems like a sweet, upstaanding guy. (Quinn, not Jensen) although I am in no way saying that Jensen isn’t an upstanding guy. My apologies to Jensen) Well, I was going to say The Count, from Sesame Street, but I thought people might find that kinda creepy. Plus all that counting all the time would drive me absolutely batty! (No pun intended) 🙂

  60. Eva Holeman on March 7, 2008 at 8:43 am said:

    Had I but known there were so many to choose from!

    I was all set to say Jacque (or however you spell his name)from Christene Feehan’s books but then was reminded we can have TV and Movie vamps too.

    So TV would HAVE to be Mick St. James (would love to have him protecting me *snicker*) And movie would have to pick the character from the last Blade movie that was played by Triple H, the wrestler. I mean who doesn’t love a guy who would turn his pomeranian into a vamp?

    No, wait.Actually I’d have to choose the pomeranian. That dog was hysterical!

  61. Cherie J on March 7, 2008 at 9:16 am said:

    I would love to adopt Edward from the Twilight series by Stephanie Meyer. I love that series.

  62. skneal on March 7, 2008 at 9:17 am said:

    Oooh so many yummy vamps around it’s hard to choose just one.

    But here is my best shot…
    First pick – Jim Decker from Angela Knight
    Second pick – any of Mageverse Arthur’s Knights of the Round Table – YUM!
    And honorable mention (’cause he’s more of a god than a vamp…)
    Acheron – Sherrilyn Kenyon

    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to adopt a vampire. I know that they are going to good homes, ravished… uh I mean cherished by their new families.
    ;->

  63. Clark on March 7, 2008 at 9:18 am said:

    Well since you are making us pick one I am gonna go for the “youngster” Henry Fitzroy.. kind of boy toy..with super powers..something about that grin slays me everytime He is cultured and sexy as sin and appreciates an older woman….Love Dakoyta and Jaye..okay that was my lame attempt at sucking up..

  64. Robin on March 7, 2008 at 9:35 am said:

    OMG!! That is absolutely hilarious! I’ve not read a better debate anywhere. These ladies need to give our politicians a few lessons in how to debate to keep the attention of the public. There’s no way anyone would turn off their tv if Eva and Nina were debating!

    Thanks Jaye for allowing these ladies to vent…er….post on your blog!

    Congrats on your upcoming release as well!

    Thanks to Terri for sending me the link to your blog!

    Hugs,
    Robin S.

  65. Dakota Cassidy on March 7, 2008 at 9:37 am said:

    Dudes!

    you guys are the bestest! We can always count on you to give us cyber support 🙂

    Know that it’s crazy appreciated!

    I’m loving your answers–keep ’em coming 🙂

    DC 🙂

  66. Robin on March 7, 2008 at 9:38 am said:

    Ooops, got so caught up in the blog that I forgot to pick my Adopt A Vampire.

    I’d have to choose Edward Cullen from Twiligh, New Moon & Eclipse. I’m willing to fight for him, by the way. *G*

    Hugs,
    Robin S.

  67. Wendy on March 7, 2008 at 9:59 am said:

    I’d like to adopt:

    Eric from Sookie Stackhouse Series
    Bones from Jeaniene Frost’s Night Huntress.

    I’m not picky, heh.

  68. Wendy on March 7, 2008 at 10:04 am said:

    And I’ll kidnap Rhage from Ward’s BDB series.

    Sorry, Mary, you’re awesome but I loooves me some Rhage.

  69. Wendy on March 7, 2008 at 10:09 am said:

    And oh! Vayl from Jennifer Rardin’s Jaz Parks series. I love Jaz but I’d rather have Vayl. He’s pure fabulousness.

  70. Wendy on March 7, 2008 at 10:38 am said:

    Lisa, if Quinn looks anything like Jensen then I’d want him too! I just recently read Lady & The Vamp and he’s great in it. 🙂

  71. jlwilliams21 on March 7, 2008 at 10:47 am said:

    Guys its mean of you to make us only pick one 🙁 but when it comes down to it i would have to go with Henry Fitzroy from blood ties, and of course the books. mmm hes soo hot, and young which you dont find very often. But hey since im only 20 its works for me.

    Ladys keep up the good work. Much love from canada

  72. Anonymous on March 7, 2008 at 11:00 am said:

    Picking just one is soooo hard!!!! I think I’ll choose Christina Caresse Chavelle, she was adorable trying to be all cool and serious. But then I have to agree and selena from underworld was amazing!!!

    xx Miranda

  73. tetewa on March 7, 2008 at 11:45 am said:

    My pick would be Stuart Townsend from the movie Queen of the Damned! (HE’S SO HOT)

  74. clynsg on March 7, 2008 at 12:18 pm said:

    I think Michael from the Darkyn series would be my first choice. French accent, handsome, and not really dead–just a mutation!

  75. Katie on March 7, 2008 at 12:36 pm said:

    I have to agree with several people who would adopt Spike from Angel. He made the entire Season 5 of Angel for me.

  76. lrwirum on March 7, 2008 at 1:22 pm said:

    OMG I loved the blog dangly bits and all. 🙂 LOL

    As for who I would adopt it would have to be either Ash from the Dark Hunters or Z from Black Dagger Brotherhood. Either would work for me. 🙂

    I am still rolling on the floor from the blog. I have to agree with Nina.

  77. Wendy on March 7, 2008 at 1:26 pm said:

    If I really had to choose just one – and that’s really mean by the way, why can’t I have five? Id’ go with Eric. Vayl would most than likely kill me. Rhage would probably too. And Quinn’s um, otherwise busy.

  78. Theresa N. on March 7, 2008 at 1:29 pm said:

    Honestly I haven’t seen a vampire
    I’d turn down. But if I’m picking one I’ll take Nick Knight from the TV series “Forever Knight” played by Geraint Wyn Davies.

    Theresa N.

  79. Cindyjean on March 7, 2008 at 2:23 pm said:

    I’d adopt any of Marilyn Lee’s Bloodlust vamps or N.J Walters’ Dalakis Passion guys..or, such an embarrassment of riches…Shiloh’s or Tawny’s or Ann Jacobs’..I’ll sign the papers right now!

  80. ROBERT GUILLEN on March 7, 2008 at 2:26 pm said:

    I WOULD KILL TO ADOPT JESSICA AND PATRICK FROM MICHELES “IM THE VAMPIRE,THATS WHY” NOVEL. OMG,THAT BOOK IS INCREDIBLE,AND SO ARE THEY! ITS A WHOLE OTHER WORLD!!!

  81. Peggy on March 7, 2008 at 3:03 pm said:

    I have to be tottaly different from everyone else I guess. I’d like to adopt Stephen Westlake from Brenda Bryce’s The Society 1 (series with Looseid). He’s totally yummy, protective, sexy, did I say sexy?

    Love Michelle’s and Dakota’s vampires too of course *g*

    Peggy

  82. Anonymous on March 7, 2008 at 4:17 pm said:

    Since it’s adoption and not, erm, ravishment…I think I would have to say either Rhage from JR Ward’s books because there’s just something so….lost little boy about him. I would also have to go with Eva from Broken Heart. Who wouldn’t love to have a librarian in the family? First dibs on the good books!

    Becky G.

  83. Anonymous on March 7, 2008 at 4:36 pm said:

    Jim Carry in that one from the 80″s I can’t remember the name of it right now.. He looked so inoccent and needed a “Mom” to adopt him!!! LOL
    Culleen

  84. Anonymous on March 7, 2008 at 5:23 pm said:

    Tee hee hee hee…what a comical way to pass a cold, snowy night. Ok, so I might prefer to be wonkin’ but since self taught would be the only I’d be likely to get…y’all are much more fun!!!!

  85. BLACKANGEL on March 7, 2008 at 5:23 pm said:

    I WOULD KILL TO ADOPT JESSICA AND PATRICK FROM MICHELES “IM THE VAMPIRE,THATS WHY” NOVEL. OMG,THAT BOOK IS INCREDIBLE,AND SO ARE THEY! ITS A WHOLE OTHER WORLD!!!

  86. Well, if we’re talking adopting, I’d have to take poor little Kirsten Dunst.

    Now if we’re talking to keep in the cellar as my forever sex toy that doesn’t need batteries, I’m sorry Wendy, but you’d have to take Eric. Bones is ALL mine. I’ve licked him so according to dog rules he’s mine *g*

    That Brit accent? Yummm. Bones can bite me anytime and I’m SO not talking about my neck 😉

    Awesome blog! Thanks for the heads up, DC and Ter!

  87. Barbara on March 7, 2008 at 5:34 pm said:

    There are so many vamp heroes that I would be hard put to pick just one, but a new one has come on the scene, Mick St John from Moonlight the tv show. He’s single, sexy and emotionally tortured, so he’s a good choice for adoption.

  88. Carrie on March 7, 2008 at 6:42 pm said:

    I would adopt either Edward(Twilight) or Eric Sinclair(Betsy).

  89. Amy S. on March 7, 2008 at 7:58 pm said:

    I’ll adopt Mick St. John from the tv series Moonlight.

  90. bison61 on March 7, 2008 at 8:25 pm said:

    I’m reading Midnight lover and I would love to adopt Toby Wise!!

    tiramisu392 (at) yahoo.com

  91. Lisa on March 7, 2008 at 9:25 pm said:

    I have to say I’m a Rhage girl (from the Black Dagger Brotherhood). Although if I could borrow Lorcan for a few hours, I’d be happy!! 🙂

  92. Michele Bardsley on March 7, 2008 at 9:29 pm said:

    LOL! Thanks, everyone. I’m enjoying your responses. We have so many yummy vampires to choose from. Slurp!

  93. Jaye Wells on March 7, 2008 at 9:44 pm said:

    If I’d known Michele and Dakota were going to throw such a party, I’d have had hors d’oeuvres or a keg or something. Thanks, everyone, for stopping by. Lots of great vamp adoption choices.

  94. Dakota Cassidy on March 7, 2008 at 9:45 pm said:

    Guys, you rawk!

    I’m off for the night, but thank you, thank you for coming out and sharing your immortal desires with us!Don’t forget to check my blog and Michele’s, too for the winners.

    Jaye–many thanks for having the insanity that is us 🙂

    Hugs all ’round!
    Dakota 🙂

  95. Dakota Cassidy on March 7, 2008 at 9:53 pm said:

    Argh–blogger is giving me fits–hope this doesn’t come through twice.

    Jaye’s going to post the winners here, too, guys!

    Again, thanks!

    DC 🙂

  96. Tambra on March 7, 2008 at 9:59 pm said:

    Can I adopt Acheron Parthenopaus? Just in case I can’t have him, I’d love to adopt Ian McPhie from Kerrelyn Sparks Love at Stake series.

    Thanks for such a fun contest.

    Hugs to all,
    Tambra Kendall

  97. reneegeorge on March 7, 2008 at 10:54 pm said:

    Eva and Nina, back to your corners. Lorcan and Gregory, I’m sending directions to my house.

    Love ya Michele and Dakota! (don’t enter me, goes without saying)
    Hugs,
    Renee

  98. Debby on March 8, 2008 at 4:41 am said:

    wow great comments. I think I would like Jean Claud from the Anita Blake books. Heis great.

  99. Purplelover on March 8, 2008 at 10:02 am said:

    Christian Notte from Vampire Interrupted by Lynsay Sands.

  100. BLACKANGEL on March 8, 2008 at 12:27 pm said:

    MICHELE BARDSLEY IS THE BEST AUTHOR I’VE EVER ENCOUNTERED IN READING. HER STORIES ARE THE ABSOLUTE BEST. HER CHARACTERS ARE JUST BRILLIANT,TRULY AMAZING! I HIGHLY RECCOMMEND HER BOOKS. I’M A FIRST TIME READER,AND I ALREADY PURCHASED TWO OF THEM. GREAT!!!! JESSICA AND PATRICK ARE MY ADOPTION.

  101. mysticblueangel1976 on March 8, 2008 at 12:55 pm said:

    Oooohhhh this is a tough one but I’d have to say I’d love to have Louis from Interview with the Vampire. Yummy!

  102. Wendy on March 8, 2008 at 2:23 pm said:

    Yeah, Jaye, where are the tasty hors d’oeuvres?! Or at least some cheap wine?

    What kind of party is this?! 😉

  103. scifibookcat on March 8, 2008 at 3:32 pm said:

    Eric from Charlaine Harris’ Dead Series. Tall, Blond and just a bit arrogant.

  104. Daun Ann on March 8, 2008 at 3:54 pm said:

    AAARRRGGGGGGHHHHHH. To many to pick from……I’d have to adopt Eric from Charlaine Harris’s Sookie Stackhouse series.

    Great blog ladies.

  105. ReadingIsSoMuchFun on March 8, 2008 at 4:42 pm said:

    You ladies are very welcome. I had fun reading other’s post as well as posting. So many great vampire’s yummy 🙂

    Hugssss
    LindaH

  106. danetteb on March 8, 2008 at 5:14 pm said:

    Michele,

    Can I adopt one of your unattactched Vamps before he is mated. I promise to be nice. 😀

    Hugs, Danette

  107. ~Linda~ on March 8, 2008 at 6:06 pm said:

    Damn late to party again!
    First off Dakota and Michele you slay me!!!

    Hummmm just one… decisions decisions……. Eric from MJ’s undead. brooding… got to love that. But the Argeneaus’s guy make ya pass out…. with you know.
    So I am going with Lucern Argeneau.
    Hey he writes Romance novels… what more can a girl ask for.

  108. Sothrn on March 8, 2008 at 7:09 pm said:

    Ohhh that is such a tough question. I adore Spike. He is so adorable. Actually though, I want them ALLL. Not to be greedy, but there are just tooo many to choose just one… Everytime I read a book, I fall in love all over again.

  109. reddragonhrt on March 8, 2008 at 8:33 pm said:

    Love Spike would adopt him in a second…
    I want Queen Betsy and King Eric from the Undead Series to adopt me.
    They seem to have the most fun and some really kewl houseguests.

  110. BLACKANGEL on March 8, 2008 at 9:01 pm said:

    YOU ARE ALL TRULY AMAZING! ITS SO HARD TO FIND REAL VAMPIRE FANS!!! ONCE AGAIN,PRAISE TO THE WONDERFUL MICHELE BARDSLEY FOR CREATING CUH BRILLIANT BOOKS!!!! I’M IN A WORLD OF FANTASY,PERFECTLY IN MY IMAGINATION,AND I LOVE IT!!!!! PATRICK AND JESSICA ARE MY ADOPTIONS!

  111. LadyVampire2u on March 9, 2008 at 2:41 am said:

    There are so many vampires I would love to adopt but I guess since I have to narrow it down, my top two picks would be:

    Jean Claude from Laurell K Hamilton’s books and Tegan from Lara Adrian’s Midnight Awakening.

  112. ivan@creativewriting.ca on March 9, 2008 at 8:33 pm said:

    Whee!
    Writing quality will out!

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