Jaye Wells

Newsletter Contest

In anticipation of CURSED MOON’s release on August 12 (next Tuesday) I’m hosting a big contest in my newsletter.

Prizes include a copy of Dirty Magic (either a signed print version or ebook, winner’s choice) plus a Tshirt. But not just any T-shirt: a Laser Vaginas World Tour 2014 commemorative T-shirt.

Processed with MoldivWho are the Laser Vaginas? Some people believe the Laser Vaginas are a feminist punk rock band whose goal is to rock mysogyny off the face of the planet. Others believe Laser Vaginas is a joke that took on a life of its own. They’ve appeared in fiction (Kevin Hearne’s SHATTERED), have galleries full of bar napkin art dedicated to them, and may or may not be working on their official web site. Either way, across the globe, people have taken up the cry of PEWPEWPEW.

The design is currently owned by only three people in the entire universe: Kevin Hearne, Nicole Peeler, and myself. This means if you are one of the two winners, you will be part of the extremely selective Laser Vaginas Herd.

As I mentioned, two subscribers to my newsletter will win one T-shirt plus a signed copy of DIRTY MAGIC. This contest is open worldwide (because the Laser Vaginas know no borders), and no purchase is required to enter. Simply subscribe to my newsletter (the form is on the sidebar to the right). I’ll announce the two winners on 8/12 (Tuesday) in the newsletter. Easy peasy!


4 Thoughts on “Newsletter Contest

  1. Tracy Patrick on August 5, 2014 at 1:01 pm said:

    Dear Ms. Wells, I am the mother of the young woman with the princesses pew pew pew tshirt. I can’t begin to tell you how much the official tshirt would mean to her.

  2. Jaye, I feel like I know you personally now, so can I call you Jaye? Thanks 🙂 , as I follow you ( follow, not stalk) , thanks to my V. Peep, (Vicki P.) who shall not be mentioned, as she will be jealous.LOL..
    I have all your books but I need Cursed Moon for my collection. So consider me for your chosen winner.
    Thank you 🙂
    ( you know this is all in fun, right Jaye ? Jaye!!! 😉

  3. Debi Murray on August 7, 2014 at 6:40 pm said:

    Oh, Jaye! I am so sad to report that my vagina was made before the first working laser was built. I have a need to own that tee shirt so it doesn’t feel left out. Please help a poor old vagina out. LOLLOLLOL,

  4. Granuaille on November 10, 2014 at 4:11 pm said:

    I’d love to buy the Laser Vaginas tshirt for a cosplay outfit. Do you have a shop where I can buy it?

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