Jaye Wells

My Generic Valentine

We’ve been seeing each other for a while, you and me. I mean, maybe you just found the Blahg or maybe you’ve been hanging around since 2005. But still, I think it’s time we took this to the next level, you know?

(deep breath)

Wheh, okay here it goes. I love you guys.* Happy Valentine’s Day!

Now, I can’t imagine any of my awesome readers would be spending Valentine’s Day alone. But if for some reason you don’t have anyone to shower you with rose petals or send you a card, please accept my humble offering. Print it out and enjoy!

I also got you some chocolates. Nothing says love like butter fat and caffeine, people.

Never say I don’t care. One last thing before I go drink red wine and watch Mr. Jaye cook my dinner (god, I love this holiday): If for some reason my offering fail to appease you, and you remain a steadfast anti-Valentine’s grump, please to watch the following video.


You’re welcome.

*No, this does not mean you can leave a toothbrush or spare underwear here.

4 Thoughts on “My Generic Valentine

  1. Anonymous on February 13, 2009 at 9:50 pm said:

    Fine. I’ll just use your toothbrush and walk around commando.

    I was thinking about this movie last night. I don’t remember why, but I specifically remember trying to remember the words to the song he sings about being left at the altar. Good times, good times.

    ~ Mitch

  2. leesmiley on February 13, 2009 at 11:08 pm said:

    Okay, well, I guess just mail my thongs back to me and I’ll keep them here until I need them.

  3. Oopsy Daisy on February 14, 2009 at 9:00 am said:

    Happy VD to you too. Actually I was hoping for a bottle of booze, but chocolates and a card will do.

  4. You are just the sweetest!

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