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Happy Halloween Eve, my pretties. I just wanted to drop in and wish you all a fun and creepy Halloween.
Tonight we’re carving up a pumpkin and roasting seeds. And tomorrow, Spawn will unleash his intimidating ninja skills on unsuspecting neighbors while I play the role of body guard. I’ll be the one wearing a witch hat and drinking wine out of a plastic cup.
Don’t forget, if you happen to dress up as a character from my books, be sure to send me pictures. There could be prizes involved. If costumes aren’t your thing, your pets are also eligible. Just be kind to them. Shaming is encouraged, but putting Nair all over Fluffy so he’ll look like Giguhl is not.
What nefarious plans do you have for All Hallow’s Eve?
Mom came in for Halloween festivities. She made it through the elementary school Fall Festival just fine. We poured a bit aggressively during dinner, however, and she is currently slumped over the dining table. Has been for about two hours. She’s not a heavy drinker and is unaccustomed to such sensations. Despite the application of Bonine, BC Powder, and copious quantities of water, she shows no inclination towards finding a more comfortable locale. It’s become a bit awkward for the rest of the household.
Thus my nefarious plans for All Hallow’s Eve have altered to include soothing my mother’s incipient hangover. Apart from that, put at least one pumpkin on the porch and make sure there’s candy for the trick-or-treaters. Costuming of the offspring will fall on the shoulders of the mother-in-law and Daddy. Dressing my own self up is just more than I can handle.
I’ll be raisin’ my own plastic cup to your bounty, however!
Cheers!
Laurel